Call me crazy but if you are over 30 and your profile on any dating social media site says, “I’m looking for a girl who…” Then I automatically read, “I can’t handle a woman and I’m looking for a child to fawn after me so I can mold her into the woman I think she should be.”

Also insert some manic pixie dream girl reference of your choosing here.

Also reminds me of Michael Scott making his dating site username, “Lilkidlover”

sweetonjensen:

Boy → Man

Jensen Ackles 2006-2014 Critics’ Choice Awards

(Source: nolongerbrothers, via slytherenne)

"

Tall, short, curvy, thin, muscular…. no matter what your body type is.. no matter what your goals are… embrace your body.

Hating your body will never get you as far as loving it will. Instead of picking it apart constantly, try doing something positive for it.

Eat well, exercise, hydrate, rest and relax!

Our bodies do so much more for us than just LOOK a certain way.

Take a moment to appreciate all the important things it does for you. It battles bacteria and diseases everyday (constantly thinking negatively about your body can cause stress, which can actually weaken your immune system btw!), your legs carry you where you want to go, your arms can hug your loved ones… the list goes on endlessly! So love your body for all it does and forgive it for not fitting into a perfect little mold!

There is no such thing as perfection. We are all unique!

"

Savannah Rose Neveux “Muffin Topless” (via muffintop-less)

"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."

(via barbieandken)

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thanksforthelovemke:

Best motto. Best cup. Best city.  #milwaukee #brewcity #ThanksMKE #MKE by andreaelinanderson http://ift.tt/1rcV9aA

thanksforthelovemke:

Best motto. Best cup. Best city.
#milwaukee #brewcity #ThanksMKE #MKE by andreaelinanderson http://ift.tt/1rcV9aA

"If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You don’t live for other people."

Dir En Grey, Kyo (via daisy-do)

(Source: everunenchanted, via twinklewonderland)

"Fiction writers are strange beasts. They are, like all writers, observers first and foremost. Everything that happens to and around them is potential material for a story, and they look at it that way."

Terry Brooks (via maxkirin)

(via aspiringpolymath)

Anyone else wide awake at 3am with itchy heels?

evilsoutherngentleman:

theblogthatneversleeps:

Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.

Holy shit it’s real.

evilsoutherngentleman:

theblogthatneversleeps:

Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.

Holy shit it’s real.

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Looks like you haven't posted in awhile. Hope everything is alright!

liplocksandroadblocks:

Ahhh! I know! I’ll be back on! How are you?!!! :)

I’ve been better…about to head to camp for 2 weeks and hope to get back to my normal tumblr lifestyle after that. Until then…Stay cool soda-pop.

Crazy sky tonight.

Crazy sky tonight.

legit-writing-tips:

writersyoga:

Quick 50 Writing Tools - Roy Peter Clark 

Some good info on here.

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jmcnultys:




“I think that [Mulder and Scully’s] relationship is defined not by what’s being said, but by what’s being withheld. But it’s absolutely plain that they love each other — in their own way. It’s the best kind of love. It’s unconditional. It’s not based on a physical attraction, but on a shared passion for life and for their quest. These are romantic heroes, romantic heroes in the literary tradition." 
—Chris Carter

jmcnultys:

I think that [Mulder and Scully’s] relationship is defined not by what’s being said, but by what’s being withheld. But it’s absolutely plain that they love each other — in their own way. It’s the best kind of love. It’s unconditional. It’s not based on a physical attraction, but on a shared passion for life and for their quest. These are romantic heroes, romantic heroes in the literary tradition.

—Chris Carter

(Source: foxsmulder)