Douchebags are a hygienic product, I take that as a compliment.”

Michael being amazing in his jeans reminds me to brag that they just announced we’re going to have jeans day Friday’s all throughout the summer.  There will be a LOOOOOOT of mom jeans, dad jeans, and oh-no-you-didn’t-denim throughout the land.  I can’t wait.

Michael being amazing in his jeans reminds me to brag that they just announced we’re going to have jeans day Friday’s all throughout the summer.  There will be a LOOOOOOT of mom jeans, dad jeans, and oh-no-you-didn’t-denim throughout the land.  I can’t wait.

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Deep in our hearts we know that the best things said come last. People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart.
 Alan Alda (via akillerwhaleofatale)

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Drinking cake batter flavored whey protein in vanilla flavored almond milk tastes so unbelievably good that it just CAN’T be good for you.  It just can’t!  Every time I have a sip I think, “this is what bliss must taste like.”

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diamondruby789:

A really neat challenge Alan Alda presented to scientists. He got replies from scientists from all over the world and panels of 11year olds were the judges. Really interesting!

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I was just talking about this movie - Eastern Promises - about a week ago.  And then this morning I had a dream that I was making out with Viggo.  It was more the Aragorn version of Viggo…at least he had longer hair.  It was DEFINITELY a good dream. 
This picture, and scene in the movie, while disgusting is still really BA.

I was just talking about this movie - Eastern Promises - about a week ago.  And then this morning I had a dream that I was making out with Viggo.  It was more the Aragorn version of Viggo…at least he had longer hair.  It was DEFINITELY a good dream. 

This picture, and scene in the movie, while disgusting is still really BA.

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mattybing1025:

Happy 82nd Birthday Clint Eastwood!!  Here’s to many more years! | May 31st, 1930

I love every aspect of the creation of motion pictures and I guess I am committed to it for life.

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If I were on the Iron Throne and I had to choose a Hand, I would want Tyrion. He seems to have every angle covered. But assuming I can’t have a Westerosi character, I would choose Sigmund Freud. He could get to work on Joffrey and Cersei’s complex relationship, and I would get Joffrey an electric guitar and lessons from Metallica as he needs to channel his blistering fury into something less psychopathic.
Isaac Hempstead-Wright, (“Bran Stark” on Game of Thrones)

(Source: benadgatemusic)

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Sean Connery winning Best Supporting Actor for his role in The Untouchables (x).

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